Has anybody gotten a nosebleed at an almost laughable time? I'm not talking about the cutesy anime stuff either. Earlier today, I remembered about a really bad one that suddenly sprung on me while I was driving down the freeway. I don't quite recall what day it was. I was driving at about 55 miles per hour, I couldn't do a thing about it. All over the lower half of my face, my chin, a little on my shirt, too. God, that was embarrassing.

If there's one thing I'm giving thanks for this year, it's tinted windshields.

Can you imagine if I didn't have that, though? That'd be hilarious, looking back in retrospect. A bunch of people seeing some twitchy teenage girl with blood all over her face and this wide look in her eyes, roaring down the freeway like a bat out of hell. It's like a bad Dawn Of The Dead scenario.

And of course, with my twisted sense of humor, I imagine those people becoming paranoid, getting home, and ending up smashing in their bathroom door or something.